things I believe to be true

• Dr Pepper is a woman
• If Mother 3 came out on the Nintendo 64 Bush v. Gore woulda swung the other way
• Love of Minecraft is caused by epigenetic child labor coal mining trauma
• We need to legalize horses
• The main boy from Moonrise Kingdom needs some mfing estrogen
• love conquers all
• The Matrix Reloaded is the best Matrix movie
• How To Leave Town is the best Car Seat Headrest album
• food is yummy

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